Hello from Mars

I live a great life.......my master comes downstairs anytime from 8-9am and lets me out to do my business. Then its breakfast - pretty bland stuff - but master says its good for me and blinking expensive!!!

Another trip outside and then I pester master for a trip round the block. If I'm lucky, I go to the park and can have a good sniff around! Then its home and a nice sleep in the kitchen. Master still keeps me in a cage in the kitchen overnight and when he goes out with his missus - it sounds cruel but I know it's my space.

I love sleep - I have the most amazing dreams! Sometimes I am floating in a world of doggie biscuits - lying on my back - everytime I turn my head I can start munching!

I live in a nice house - well, I don't really know any different I suppose! There are always plenty of toys on hand, and master is good with little treats and bones.

...Oh, by the way, I havn't told you who I am!!!! Silly me. I had my 6 month birthday a few days ago (more treats!!) and am a boy - well more of a teenager I suppose! I am commonly known as a chocolate brown labrador. If I can get the technology to work, I will post a picture of me!

Anyway - back to my dreams, and speak soon.

Mars
xxxx