Yippee - weekend which means lots of fun.......started with a romp in the park, but then went a bit flat as I had to go into my crate (aka a cage!) for an hour in the morning whilst DIY stuff got done by master, and then they went off for the whole afternoon and left me again! And there's me thinking the weekend is all about me!
It's not all bad though, as they swung by the pet shop on the way home and bought a new collar, lead, treats and a 'harness' whatever that is. One look and I was bucking like a bronco - no way they were going to fit that piece of perverted webbing on me!
Anyway, I overheard a conversation in the kitchen, and it turns out a baby is on the way - master has finally produced the goods! So that's why they went out - looking at nursery furniture. I had better enjoy the attention whilst I can, but I do love little babies so won't mind too much.
You probably think that I am like a zoo animal - all caged in and that. But it's not as bad as that really. If I didn't have it, I would probably get up to mischief - chewing stuff that takes my fancy, and I might even be tempted to let rip (can't think of a nice way of saying it!) on the floor if I couldn't contain myself! But not in my cage. My mum (Whisper - another chocolate bar!) taught me well - no messing in our litter I can tell you!
Anyway - I might try and find a piccy of me as a real youngster!
It's not all bad though, as they swung by the pet shop on the way home and bought a new collar, lead, treats and a 'harness' whatever that is. One look and I was bucking like a bronco - no way they were going to fit that piece of perverted webbing on me!
Anyway, I overheard a conversation in the kitchen, and it turns out a baby is on the way - master has finally produced the goods! So that's why they went out - looking at nursery furniture. I had better enjoy the attention whilst I can, but I do love little babies so won't mind too much.
You probably think that I am like a zoo animal - all caged in and that. But it's not as bad as that really. If I didn't have it, I would probably get up to mischief - chewing stuff that takes my fancy, and I might even be tempted to let rip (can't think of a nice way of saying it!) on the floor if I couldn't contain myself! But not in my cage. My mum (Whisper - another chocolate bar!) taught me well - no messing in our litter I can tell you!
Anyway - I might try and find a piccy of me as a real youngster!
Mars
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